Was Fiber College the intended target of Weekend Bombing?

Evidence gathered when the coastal fog lifted

This morning, while walking the goats to the group tenting area for lawn management duty, Searsport Shores Ocean Campground owners Mr. and Mrs. Tanguay became aware of a yarn bombing attack of un-specified consequences.

No notes were found, we are currently investigating the possible culprits. At this time, we surmise that the attackers stood no taller than 5′ 6″, were able to knit and purl with consistent tension and were skilled enough to maintain a respectable gauge. Until the inquiry is complete, we respectfully ask that any information any citizen has that may lead us to the culprits be submitted in writing.

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